瞬间开心让你笑一天的搞笑句子

1、有人说我拜金，我笑了，居然有人懂我。

Someone said I worship money, I laughed, and there are actually people who understand me.

2、昨天半夜发现家里有小偷，呆在床上不敢动，我也很期待他在我家里搜出点钱来。

I found a thief at home last night and stayed in bed, afraid to move. I am also looking forward to him finding some money in my house.

3、想要的，或许在星期八，或许在第61秒。

What you want, maybe on Tuesday, maybe at the 61st second.

4、过着八戒的生活却想要悟空的身材，施主你贪心了。

Living the life of the Eight Precepts but wanting Wukong's figure, benefactor, you are greedy.

5、好烦，到了富婆的岁数，却没有富婆的实力。

I'm so annoyed. I've reached the age of a wealthy woman, but I don't have the strength of a wealthy woman.

6、早点睡吧，心理已经很变态了身体一定要健康呀。

Go to bed early, your mind is already very abnormal, and your body must be healthy.

7、谁说情绪稳定是被爱出来了，是倒霉习惯了好吧。

Who said that emotional stability is the result of being loved and getting used to bad luck.

8、我说天气怎么晴了，原来是你给我整无雨了。

I asked why it's sunny now, but it turns out you left me without rain.

9、只因为在人群中多看了你一眼，你就以为我要搭你的摩托车。

Just because I glanced at you in the crowd, you thought I was going to ride your motorcycle.