笑到断气的爆笑句子

人生苦短，我甜长。

Life is short, I am sweet and long.

我的钱包得了一种病，叫做“瘦”。

My wallet has a disease called 'thinness'.

人生就像一场戏，因为有缘才相聚。

Life is like a play, where fate brings us together.

我每天都在坚持做仰卧起坐，晚上一个仰卧，早上一个起坐。

I insist on doing sit ups every day, one at night on my back and one in the morning.

我的存款不多，但笑容很多。

I don't have much savings, but I have a lot of smiles.

我的人生格言：笑口常开，好运自然来。

My life motto: Smile always, good luck comes naturally.

今天有人问我：“你的人生目标是什么？”我毫不犹豫地回答：“我的人生目标是退休，然后每天躺在沙发上，一边吃薯片一边看电视剧。”

Today someone asked me, "What is your life goal?" I answered without hesitation, "My life goal is to retire and then lie on the sofa every day, eating potato chips and watching TV dramas.

每次看到别人在秀恩爱，我就默默地低下头，不是我害羞，而是我在找砖头，准备给他们的爱情添砖加瓦。

Every time I see someone showing affection, I silently lower my head. It's not that I'm shy, but rather that I'm looking for bricks to add bricks to their love story.